{"id":964,"date":"2015-06-17T22:38:24","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T21:38:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/?p=964"},"modified":"2015-06-17T22:40:59","modified_gmt":"2015-06-17T21:40:59","slug":"toddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/?p=964","title":{"rendered":"Toddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Salut les gonzes,<\/p>\n<p>Pour mon anniversaire, on s&rsquo;est bien marr\u00e9. Y avait Tintin qui manifestait contre le mariage gay, Banania en costard, Woody sous h\u00e9ro, Pingu la bite \u00e0 l&rsquo;air, et j&rsquo;en passe. Moi j&rsquo;\u00e9tais Blanche-Neige travelo. Ce qu&rsquo;on a ri. C&rsquo;\u00e9tait le bon vieux temps.<\/p>\n<p>Bon, et donc \u00e0 un moment, tous ces gens ont du se mettre en \u00e9quipes autour d&rsquo;une table et cr\u00e9er \u00e0 l&rsquo;aide de p\u00e2te \u00e0 modeler le personnage de mon prochain film. Oui quitte \u00e0 inviter des gens chez soi pour f\u00eater le jour de sa naissance, autant aller \u00e0 fond dans l&rsquo;\u00e9gocentrisme. Voire dans l&rsquo;exploitation. <\/p>\n<p>Sur quatre personnages, il y eut deux qu\u00e9quettes. C&rsquo;est dire si mes amis me connaissent. Mais les qu\u00e9quettes ne vainquirent point, ci-dessous se trouve le favori du jury.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Hello folks,<\/p>\n<p>For my birthday, we had a good laugh. There was Tintin there demonstrating against gay marriage, Banania in a suit, Woody high on heroin, Pingu showing his dick, and a lot more. I was a shemale White Snow. Oh we laughed. Good old times.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, at one point, all of those people had to gather into teams around a table and design with plasticine the character of my next movie. Yeah, if you decide to invite people in your house to celebrate the day you were born, you&rsquo;d rather go all-out with egocentrism. Or exploitation.<\/p>\n<p>On four characters, there was two weenies. That&rsquo;s how much my friends know me. But the weenies didn&rsquo;t win, here is the jury&rsquo;s favorite:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"images\/2015-06-17.1.2.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[toddy]\" title=\"&nbsp;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"vignette\" src=\"images\/2015-06-17.1.1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Un personnage fort sympathique donc. Je ne sais pas encore dans quel film il va jouer, mais je me suis d\u00e9cid\u00e9 il y a peu \u00e0 lui redonner vie avec les moyens du bord. Mesdames, messieurs, je vous pr\u00e9sente Toddy :<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>A very nice character indeed. I don&rsquo;t know yet in what film he is going to play, but I decided a few days ago to get him back to life with what I had to hand. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Toddy:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"images\/2015-06-17.2.2.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[toddy]\" title=\"&nbsp;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"vignette\" src=\"images\/2015-06-17.2.1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Je me doutais en le faisant que le r\u00e9sultat serait assez impressionnant, c&rsquo;est pourquoi je me suis permis de vous faire un petit \u00ab\u00a0step-by-step\u00a0\u00bb comme disent les am\u00e9ricains pour que vous puissiez \u00e0 votre tour donner vie \u00e0 des personnages extraordinaires.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>I was expecting the result to be quite impressive, that&rsquo;s why I allowed myself to make a little step-by-step animation, so that you can too create your own extraordinary characters.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/2015-06-17.3.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Non en vrai je me fous de votre gueule, c&rsquo;est de la 3d.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Just kidding, this is CG.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/2015-06-17.4.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salut les gonzes, Pour mon anniversaire, on s&rsquo;est bien marr\u00e9. Y avait Tintin qui manifestait contre le mariage gay, Banania en costard, Woody sous h\u00e9ro, Pingu la bite \u00e0 l&rsquo;air, et j&rsquo;en passe. Moi j&rsquo;\u00e9tais Blanche-Neige travelo. Ce qu&rsquo;on a ri. C&rsquo;\u00e9tait le bon vieux temps. Bon, et donc \u00e0 un moment, tous ces gens [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=964"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":970,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions\/970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}