{"id":821,"date":"2014-08-06T12:47:22","date_gmt":"2014-08-06T11:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/?p=821"},"modified":"2015-01-30T20:06:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-30T19:06:29","slug":"surprise-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/?p=821","title":{"rendered":"Surprise surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/cdn.sublimevideo.net\/js\/o62bjcv1.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Et oui, j&rsquo;ai menti. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Si tout se passe bien, demain je dis bien DEMAIN, on devrait avoir du BRAND NEW FRESH de cochon.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Enfin menti, c&rsquo;est un bien grand mot. Tout ne s&rsquo;est pas bien pass\u00e9, voil\u00e0 tout. La cargaison sp\u00e9ciale putes &#038; coke gentiment offerte par la Warner \u00e0 la sortie de <em>Horde<\/em> en vue de nous convaincre de leur c\u00e9der nos droits nous a quelque peu occup\u00e9s derni\u00e8rement. Et puisque je pars apr\u00e8s demain passer deux semaines dans un strip club Roumain, il fallait bien que je prenne quelques minutes pour \u00e9crire cet article tant attendu.<\/p>\n<p><video id=\"0\" class=\"sublime\" width=\"680\" height=\"382\" data-uid=\"0\" preload=\"none\"><source src=\"http:\/\/www.camilleperrin.fr\/images\/videos\/Showreel2014_720.mp4\" data-quality=\"hd\" \/><source src=\"http:\/\/www.camilleperrin.fr\/images\/videos\/Showreel2014_360.mp4\" \/><source src=\"http:\/\/www.camilleperrin.fr\/images\/videos\/Showreel2014_240.3g\" \/><\/video><\/p>\n<p>Ahaaah ! Un \u00e9cran noir, un bouton play ! Qu&rsquo;est ce qui se cache derri\u00e8re ? Tu vas cliquer, tu vas pas cliquer ? Tu sais pas ? Allez clique va, tu le regretteras pas. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>SHOWREEL 2014 BITCHES !!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>BOOOUUUUUM !!!<\/p>\n<p>DJEEEEEAAAAAAAH !!!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/camilleperrin.fr\/index.php?page=portfolio\">ET MON NOUVEAU PORTFOLIO AUSSI !!!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>YYYEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA !!<\/p>\n<p>BRRRRRRRLLLLAAAAAAHHHH !!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size:.8em;\">(d\u00e9sol\u00e9 pour cet article, la coca\u00efne m&rsquo;a fait perdre toute subtilit\u00e9)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Et oui, j&rsquo;ai menti. Si tout se passe bien, demain je dis bien DEMAIN, on devrait avoir du BRAND NEW FRESH de cochon. Enfin menti, c&rsquo;est un bien grand mot. Tout ne s&rsquo;est pas bien pass\u00e9, voil\u00e0 tout. La cargaison sp\u00e9ciale putes &#038; coke gentiment offerte par la Warner \u00e0 la sortie de Horde en [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=821"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":883,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/821\/revisions\/883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}