Hola amigos !<\/p>\n
Contrairement aux apparences, je n’ai pas ch\u00f4m\u00e9 ces derniers temps. Enfin litt\u00e9ralement j’\u00e9tais au ch\u00f4mage, donc si. Quoique si je ne le touche pas, le ch\u00f4mage, y suis-je ? Quoi qu’il en soit, je ne me suis pas content\u00e9 de me toucher. La nouille, pas le ch\u00f4mage.<\/p>\n
Maintenant le probl\u00e8me qui se pose, c’est que j’ai tr\u00e8s certainement l’int\u00e9gralit\u00e9 de mon public sur Facebook, et donc vous savez ce que je vais vous sortir. Je parie que \u00e7a vous en boucherait un coin si d’un coup, je vous sortais une bande annonce \u00e0 base de parpaings bosniaques. \u00c7a commencerait sur une citation. Une citation qui parle de parpaings bosniaques, mais on ne le sait pas encore. Puis l’on verrait la douce lumi\u00e8re du soleil, filtr\u00e9e par une cloison pr\u00e9caire, r\u00e9chauffant les parpaings endormis. La poussi\u00e8re de la hutte, flottant l\u00e9g\u00e8rement dans ces rayons, comme un million de lumineux ambassadeurs du Matin. Peut-\u00eatre un parpaing se r\u00e9veillerait-t-il, ouvrirait-t-il ses yeux ? <\/p>\n
Malheureusement, je n’ai pas eu le temps de faire une deuxi\u00e8me version de mon trailer avec des parpaings bosniaques, donc on se contentera de masques africains si \u00e7a vous va. <\/p>\n
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Hola amigos!<\/p>\n
Despite appearances, I haven’t been farting around lately. I’m not sure about that expression, is that very rude? Anyway the rest of that part is untranslatable so we can talk a little bit about that expression. \u00ab\u00a0Farting around\u00a0\u00bb, you disgusting people. How could you invent such an abomination and call it an expression. We might not wash every day in France, but at least we have elegant expressions to express the fact of doing nothing. Like \u00ab\u00a0not jerking anything off\u00a0\u00bb or \u00ab\u00a0not cumming anything\u00a0\u00bb. You fucking savages.<\/p>\n
Anyway, so we have a problem here: my whole public is friend with me on Facebook, so you know what I’m going to be talking about. I bet you’d be pretty surprised if I suddenly released a trailer about Bosnian breeze-blocks. It would start with a quote. A quote about Bosnian breeze-blocks, but we don’t know it yet. Then we would see the sweet light of sun, filtered through a precarious partition, heating up the sleeping breeze-blocks. The dust of the hut, lightly floating in those rays, like a million bright ambassadors of morning. Maybe one of the breeze-blocks would wake up, would open its eyes?<\/p>\n
Unfortunately, I haven’t had enough time to make a second version of my trailer with Bosnian breeze-blocks, so we’ll stick with the African masks for now.<\/p>\n