{"id":1052,"date":"2016-05-29T11:07:17","date_gmt":"2016-05-29T10:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/?p=1052"},"modified":"2016-05-29T11:07:17","modified_gmt":"2016-05-29T10:07:17","slug":"back-from-marrakech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/?p=1052","title":{"rendered":"Back from Marrakech"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alors celle-l\u00e0 vous l’avez pas vue venir je parie. On s’\u00e9tait remis dans une relation confortable : je postais plusieurs fois par mois, parfois plusieurs fois par semaine. Vous commentiez de temps en temps, je r\u00e9pondais pour faire augmenter le nombre de commentaires. On s’amusait, on rigolait. On \u00e9tait heureux.<\/p>\n

Et l\u00e0 BAM ! 7 mois dans la gueule, sans pr\u00e9venir. Je suis sorti acheter des clopes le 27 octobre et je viens tout juste de rentrer.<\/p>\n

Vous trouvez pas qu’on commen\u00e7ait \u00e0 s’ennuyer ? Que \u00e7a devenait un peu pesant cette routine \u00ab\u00a0je fais trois blagues, je poste 12 photos, vous me dites que je suis g\u00e9nial et on recommence\u00a0\u00bb ? J’ai eu besoin de prendre l’air. \u00c7a vous apprendra \u00e0 croire que tout est acquis d’avance, tiens.<\/p>\n

Bon. Pendant cette longue p\u00e9riode o\u00f9 personne ne m’a r\u00e9clam\u00e9, j’ai fait des dessins pour mon Papa. Je voulais lui faire croire que je lui offrais des marque pages pour son anniversaire histoire qu’il tire un peu la gueule, genre \u00ab\u00a0quel cadeau de b\u00e2tard\u00a0\u00bb, et en fait on lui offrait un voyage au Maroc en famille, genre \u00ab\u00a0ascenseur \u00e9motionnel\u00a0\u00bb. Attendez je traduis avant de vous montrer parce que sinon on va se perdre.<\/p>\n

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Well I bet you didn’t see this one coming. We were back to a comfortable relationship: I was posting several times a month, sometimes several times a week. You were commenting every now and then, I was answering to increase the number of comments. We were having fun, we were laughing. We were happy.<\/p>\n

And then BOOM! 7 months in your face, without any warning. I went out to buy cigarettes on October 27th and I just came back. <\/p>\n

Don’t you think we were starting to get bored? That this \u00ab\u00a0I make 3 jokes, I post 12 pictures, you tell me I’m a genius and we start over\u00a0\u00bb routine started to be annoying? I needed to take some fresh air. That’ll teach you to believe everything is won already.<\/p>\n

Good. During that long period where nobody asked for me, I made drawings for my Dad. I wanted to make him believe that I was offering him bookmarks for this birthday so that he would be a little bit upset, like \u00ab\u00a0what a shitty present\u00a0\u00bb, and we were actually offering him a trip to Morocco with the rest of my family, like \u00ab\u00a0woooohhh emotional rollercoaster dude\u00a0\u00bb. Now can you believe that since I started translating my texts in English, all those french bastards read both versions just because I made one joke one day, and they hope it will happen again? Well here it is ladies and gentlemen, this one is only for you. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn\u2019t jump at all.<\/p>\n

Sorry about that, I found it on a TOP 100 best jokes<\/a> website, except it started with the 2nd best one. I’m sure number one would have been better.<\/p>\n

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Et donc on est all\u00e9 au Maroc. C’\u00e9tait bien. On s’est amus\u00e9, on a rigol\u00e9, on a \u00e9t\u00e9 heureux. J’ai achet\u00e9 un masque. Un Punu Gabonais vieux de 80 ans, oui monsieur, qui d’apr\u00e8s son vendeur, vaudrait 2000\u20ac s’il \u00e9tait vendu \u00e0 un collectionneur. Bon je l’ai eu \u00e0 30 balles, mais c’est parce que je sais bien n\u00e9gocier.<\/p>\n

Et \u00e0 bien le regarder, j’ai trouv\u00e9 \u00e7a tellement STYL\u00c9 que j’ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d’en dessiner plein, des masques africains. Clic droit > ouvrir le lien dans un nouvel onglet pour voir en vraiment plus grand.<\/p>\n

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So we went to Morocco. That was good. We had fun, we laughed, we were happy. I bought a mask. An 80 years old Gabonese Punu, yes sir, that according to its seller, would worth 2000\u20ac if it was to be sold to a collector. Well I got it for 30\u20ac, but that’s only because I’m a good bargainer.<\/p>\n

In the end I found that mask so awesome that I decided to draw a lot of African masks. Right click, open the link in a new tab to see it in bigger bigger.<\/p>\n

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Et c’est tout pour aujourd’hui. Si vous \u00eates sages vous aurez peut \u00eatre des photos du Maroc dans les jours \u00e0 venir. Ou pas. Je reviendrai peut \u00eatre dans 6 mois. Ou jamais. C’EST CHAUD COMMENT VOUS AVEZ LA TROUILLE MAINTENANT HEIN !!<\/p>\n

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And that’s all for today. If you’re nice you might have pictures of Morocco in the few days to come. Or not. Maybe I’ll be back in 6 months. Or never. YOU’RE SHITTING YOUR PANTS NOW AREN’T YOU ??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Alors celle-l\u00e0 vous l’avez pas vue venir je parie. On s’\u00e9tait remis dans une relation confortable : je postais plusieurs fois par mois, parfois plusieurs fois par semaine. Vous commentiez de temps en temps, je r\u00e9pondais pour faire augmenter le nombre de commentaires. On s’amusait, on rigolait. On \u00e9tait heureux. Et l\u00e0 BAM ! 7 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1063,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions\/1063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mr-sandwich.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}